In light of the renewed interest, engendered by The Donald Trump (who is great friends with "the blacks"), in Obama's birth certificate. I have uncovered some equally startling cover ups.
Sarah Palin loves Grizzly Moms because - are you ready for this - she has sex with bears. Oh yes - have you ever seen her shoot a bear or club one's brains out. Nope. She loves her some Ursa Majors.
Newt Gingrich sells small Mexican children to sausage factories in Germany. The next bratwurst you bite into should be saying, "Hola, Gringo." He gets them wholesale from Herman Cain - you might want to check the "sausage" in your next Godfather's large meat lovers.
Paul Ryan's budget is harsh on seniors - placing Medicaid under the control of budget cutting Republican governors and reducing Medicare to two for one coupons at Blue Cross Blue Shield for $30,000 annual policy fees and $8 trillion deductibles. But, do you know why? He hates old people. His grandmother used to pinch his cheeks and call him her "Little Tinky Winky." Well, all of those old people who wander off from nursing homes and die of exposure - well just check Ryan's pockets for prunes - and look for trails of prune pits outside these facilities.
Michele Bachman keeps her looks by drinking the blood of virgins. Fortunately, Minnesota has a huge supply - it is so cold that people only have sex in July. If she lived in California, she would resemble the hag in Snow White.
And, The Donald himself is the biggest heroin dealer in New York. Where do you think he got the money for his real estate empire - like he inherited it. Really!!!
I have as much proof of all of these accusations as do the birthers - and I don't have the backing of an organization like Fox News.
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